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Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
by Moon Child November 1, 2012
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Cobra (Michael Jackson)

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!
by Keeper of the Cobra July 27, 2010
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Henry M. Jackson

Normal High School filled with idiots that thought taking AP Environmental Science in 9th grade was a good idea.
I am from Henry M. Jackson so I must be an idiot that took too many APs
by Kovidh19 February 18, 2021
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Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is when a white guy becomes black.
by xDeathx0 May 8, 2016
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Michael Jackson

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Reverse Michael Jackson

Its when a white guy acts black
by rosegoldcockadoodle October 27, 2020
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Cry-baby jackson

A younger sibling who exaggerates an injury to get an older sibling in trouble with their parents
Mom: why did you hurt Jonathan?
Me: I barely touched him, he's just being a cry-baby Jackson
by Nitsujboy June 14, 2019
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