Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

Sonephew-in-law

Sonephew-in-law: where your nephew married your daughter aka his first cousin.

Auntie: I guess I can call you my Sonephew-in-law.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Sylveon's law

A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.

Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"

*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*

"Sylveon's law strikes again!"

by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023

sinatra’s law

The property that if an item can be crafted in any of the five boroughs of New York City, it can be crafted anywhere.

“Because of Sinatra’s Law, this can be made anywhere.”

by chungledown bim December 5, 2022

Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).

Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.

by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

Bornold's Law

Bornold's Law is the law that defies all laws of science

Using Bornold's Law we can verify that humans can fly.

by Bornold December 12, 2020