A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months
by Yamotha123 June 1, 2022

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Ian is a nice guy he is is in the 6th grade a friend of him agape is no longer gonna be in the same school he is so LITTT
by JC=Jaycee August 2, 2018

by pimp daddy 7 November 2, 2019

When you’ve dealt with so many fuck boys named Ian, that you will swear to never date anyone named Ian again.
He’s really hot, but it’s The Ian Effect. I’m guessing we will just hook up - he’s not marriage material AT ALL.
by UKnowme08 January 11, 2019

Ian is the type of guy who screams a lot and is a furry. He has arse flakes and never shaves his unibrow.
by FARTNOGLER April 27, 2020

An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
by Ike77 January 30, 2018
