5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018

Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.

“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”

by Fokewe January 28, 2018

Minute Wisdom

Minute Wisdom is a NoFap, Self motivation, self improvement voiceless channel with almost 100 thousand subscribers. He is a channel similar to other YouTubers such as:
Hamza
Gigacheddar
Etc,

He was most active in November of 2022 during No Nut November and is expected to make a return soon.

Thomas: “Hey man, who’s your favorite YouTuber?”

Barry; “Minute Wisdom, Of course.”

by froggo vibe January 24, 2023

business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.

"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"

by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022

15-Minute Stink

That nasty BO that you get after a pointless minigame in gym class.

Hey, Mike over there got some really bad 15-Minute Stink after a depressing game of Baseketball.

by yamahattr230 January 6, 2015

2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023