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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012
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internet rounds

going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off
(on instant messenger)
Bill: so what you doing?

Ted: nothing man just doing the internet rounds
by samsimonB January 14, 2009
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Internet Thug

A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!

Real life:

Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!

Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry

Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!

Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
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Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
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Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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