Human Suitcase

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

by youssss February 15, 2011

Sub-human

An unemployable middle aged ear flipper

Hills!, as a human being you are Sub-human

by Willop65 January 30, 2020

The Human Vagina

strange but annoying creature known for picking fights with Waldman-like creatures 20 times his size that can make him fit neatly into a Stuff Crust Pizza Hut Pizza Box from Pizza Hut. dislikes the French and Commies. This being knows that wrestling is 99.999999% fake but still likes it for some reason. The original co-creator of Commie Party 64 along with Air Boda. Thinks he is cool...

AXIS OF EVIL FOREVER!!!!

Who care, your still a Human Vagina

by Bustin Jell March 09, 2004

Normal human

A person who doesn't like the Boston Bruins. Also known to not drink mimosas.

Look at that normal human not drinking a mimosa and wearing a Nashville Predators jersey.

by Harlinschic February 23, 2021

Human race

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

by Solid Mantis August 06, 2019

human capital

People change. The profit and gain made from the propelling of human capital to benefit yourself.

"She said that my boyfriend should still talk to her, despite the fact that she broke up with him when they dated"
"Oh, the agony, fucking human capital"

"Somalia is suffering"
"Eh, to them, it's human capital"

by Wiggy Wallenstein February 14, 2007

Human Tripod

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.

by I OWN GUS March 22, 2004