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Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009
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hook me up fat

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.
Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.
by MrNimon July 29, 2011
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off tha hook

A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.
"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"
by Heliroo October 17, 2003
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random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.
"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."
by JVL August 2, 2007
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new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.
When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.
by jeff hogg December 6, 2003
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Wanna Hook Up With Me?

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013
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