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Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.
Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.
by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019
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fixing his food

A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.
Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.
by Redhead77 September 13, 2018
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hi-ng over

pronounced like hangover, is the feeling of being high the next morning after a crazy night with your people. all the goods of being hungover minus the headache
Man: dude someone was passing a blunt around last night, now im sooooo hi-ng over
by zmontyy July 26, 2009
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Feast on his corpse

a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway
He is dead, FEAST ON HIS CORPSE
by Clockodile May 13, 2019
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Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob
by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022
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Tazz his ass

The act of befriending a player at Black Market prior to a server restart on DayZ PC servers, just to hit them with the ass clapper 3000 when they log back in.
Steel: This player just pulled up to black market, what should I do?

Yeeter McSkeeter: Tazz his ass.

Steel: Ok, the ass clapper 3000 is loaded.
by Yeeter McSkeeter March 7, 2021
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