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Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020
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Slime Glove

The act of sticking your hand into a condom and expanding your hand until the condom breaks.
Dude me and Spicc had the biggest slime glove explosion last night.
by _Big Papa Pump_ December 23, 2020
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Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.
Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."
by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021
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Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico
Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
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Brinel Glover

Brinel glover has a penis
Brinel glovers Big donkey penis
by Little dick big heart August 29, 2022
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arcane government

Fat bozos who sit on their computer all day (550lbs) switching servers and looking at #backup. (They want the AGRs)
All flood no skill on god (A-Gays) :troll:
"Helwyr is beating the actual shit out of me, FUCK all AGs, nobody likes Arcane Government"
by Amon Bandit Leader November 20, 2022
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drop your gloves

when players of two opposing teams take off and drop their gloves in order to fight the other player/team authentically. usually in hockey and lacrosse
you gotta drop your gloves if you wanna fight him!
by j. Cole July 17, 2016
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