Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020

Slime Glove

The act of sticking your hand into a condom and expanding your hand until the condom breaks.

Dude me and Spicc had the biggest slime glove explosion last night.

by _Big Papa Pump_ December 23, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe)

there is this random chad name madframe who tried to steal all the avocados from Mexico

Mexican Government worst Nightmare(Madframe) will rule Mexico in a future lifetime, and a rebellion by shadical

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

Brinel Glover

Brinel glover has a penis

Brinel glovers Big donkey penis

by Little dick big heart August 29, 2022

arcane government

Fat bozos who sit on their computer all day (550lbs) switching servers and looking at #backup. (They want the AGRs)
All flood no skill on god (A-Gays) :troll:

"Helwyr is beating the actual shit out of me, FUCK all AGs, nobody likes Arcane Government"

by Amon Bandit Leader November 20, 2022

drop your gloves

when players of two opposing teams take off and drop their gloves in order to fight the other player/team authentically. usually in hockey and lacrosse

you gotta drop your gloves if you wanna fight him!

by j. Cole July 17, 2016