Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

gooba

Derived from "goober" - US prison slang meaning "dumb person". Used in Mexican-American hip-hop/trap communities since the early 2010s to refer to young rappers having been sentenced for their first time. Basically, a newbie rapper who's been to jail, a jail-virgin.

- That 69 song, gooba? WTF does it mean?
- Ese...

by Shadiac April 29, 2022

Goobarty

he is an uhhhh spider thing idk what he is

louie: help! goobarty just sent me scary pacman irl!

by Pokeyplayz May 7, 2022

goober

Jasmine

Who is that? It's jasmine, a goober.

by Jake_ghoul_03 May 29, 2022

Golombek

A depressed Liverpool fan who’s compensating his disappointing season by being a dick.

Simone Is such a golombek

by too_much_dawg May 31, 2022

Goobawooba

When u take a big fat dumb

"bro did u take a goobawooba?????"

by Anymeowus June 3, 2022

Goober

The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.

You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.

*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"

Guy2"That's her boy bestie."

Guy"What a fucking Goober."

by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022