golden spaz

a cool and special individual

yo Alfie standen is a golden spaz huh

by yomistawhite October 13, 2022

tanner golden

A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.

Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one

by DementedLion November 24, 2016

The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

Golden strawberry

A golden shower when the girl is on her period.

Tina was on her period so I had her give me a golden strawberry.

by Crontastic March 11, 2020

holmes-golden

the last name of a funny and cool guy who u will always feel comfortable around him

you are a holmes-golden

by daddysboy April 20, 2018

golden taco

Pissing in a girls spread pussy hole.

Dude, I she was drunk I gave her the Golden Taco!

by MadHogHead April 15, 2017

golden lantern

The act of deficating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. Less common but more gratifying than a Golden Shower, where, one person urinates on another.

I love when my boyfriend gives me a golden lantern!

by Poo mo July 11, 2017