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green goblin goober

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023
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Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.
Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child
Must be a crotch goblin
by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025
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Goblin Rag

A snottery old hanky, dropped by a previously trapped Goblin, containing a chuck of slightly snottery amber
Shall we pick up the Goblin Rag?
At least wipe the snot off first.
by Tactical Hotdog February 12, 2021
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Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
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Prompt Goblin

A person who constantly uses ChatGPT or AI
Aaron is such a prompt goblin, he would never pass this course without ChatGPT
by Lantzelot September 1, 2025
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Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.
Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024
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goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world
Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.
by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017
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