Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.

Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Silly little goblin

Very crazy or funny

That was so silly little goblin!!

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023