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Glitterea

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.
I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.
by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013
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Gutter Balls

When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.
"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"
by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013
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Gutter Material

Adjective
1) of or relating to being consistently trashy in attire, vernacular, and body language.

See trashy defined for English-language learners.

2) of or relating to being inconsistent with popular perception.

3) careless of one's present circumstances

4) relating to hygiene of the subject

5) to be filthy like a street or rain gutter

Synonyms:

a) Tasteless
b) Vulgar in nature
c) Undesirable
d) Attention Seeking
a) Guy: Ever since Hayley Williams of Paramore started going out with Chad Gilbert after the release of Bran New Eyes, she's been gutter material!

Girl: OMG! That is so true. lolz
b) Guy 1: What's her name I want to ask her out?

Guy 2: No dude she's gutter material

Guy 1: On the second thought. Forget what I just said.
c) Girl: If you say that again I will be so pissed.

Guy: Say what?

Girl: You are so gutter material.
by itstayloryall June 27, 2013
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Gutter helmet

Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.
by surveyor3 December 4, 2013
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glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
by renooner May 18, 2014
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glitterrific

Adj. term used to describe how exciting and fantastic something is, similar to the iridescence of glitter particles, from a distance when you're not responsible for cleaning it up. shimmery sparkly fantabulous offthehook bey sluttastic sexcellent bonerrific hot phat tight booty bedazzled vagazzled
Suzy "You're sequenced maxi dress is, like, glitterrific."
Jan "Really? That's what I was going for- I want Mel to notice me tonight."
by MarandainMass December 5, 2014
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gutter shank

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth
by Fuckin bitchs May 14, 2014
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