Fortnite

Fortnite is a game full of young kids paying to win. You play it for a second and feel the desire to buy the skull-trooper and all the gliders in the world. You wish to show off your skill to your friends by 1v1ing them and winning. You spends days, then months, then years practising, not noticing once that you haven't spent a minute outside, and that you're slowly getting fatter and fatter. You buy a plasma tv and a beanbag full of goodies, and play, the food crust spreading around your mouth like an infection. You get diagnosed with Ligma, and start gagging. You lose your first game to a dweeb, and you die a harsh death.

Fortnite

by aw'lefk;,l October 31, 2019

Fortnite

Might be a good game idk, but what I do know is that the fanbase is 100% cringe and 8 year olds

Smol boye:*does fortnite dances in public*
me:*pulls out real gun and shoots him* TAKE THAT BITCH!

by E X P A N S I O N December 27, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite bad Minecraft good, according to redditors

Redditard: Fortnite bad Minecraft good

by Charuzu April 13, 2020

Fortnite

Ass

Fortnite is ass

by yeetinater May 12, 2020

Fortnite

A use to be popular game but is now dead and played by virgins

"Hey joe wanna play fortnite?"
"No mamma im not gay or a virgin"

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpp May 29, 2020

Fortnite

A game that no one likes and got a lot of little kid thinking their cool but not

Jimmy: wanna play Fortnite
Kai:nah that’s gay

by Someone_916 June 4, 2020

Fortnite

Garbage

Fortnite Is game is just complete garbage

by Andrewlikem8n June 11, 2020