Gamble And Win

A fart with no mass. To pass gas without shitting yourself.

I love to gamble and win. My underwear lasts longer. Praise the Lord.

by Rev Sharpton November 19, 2025

Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

A buffer interjection of comic relief to be used at a proper time when one sees a friendly group conversation starting to turn awry. A seemingly innocent question that the group then engages in and forgets their ill-intended and possibly meaningless aggression and attempt to answer a simple non-meaningful question.

Bill (heated): I'm telling you, Johnny. You can't be pro-abortion, anti-Isreal, pro-union and a feminist at the same time.

Johnny: Bill, so you're saying that I have no rights to the 2nd amendment, be against child labor laws, while being a card-carrying member of the IRA?

Nick (interjecting): So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

Bill: It's gotta be the Chiefs this year.

Johnny: No way! It's the Bills, man!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

I Win

Meaning that you believe that you look better then usual

OR if you done with a petty argument or someone or something or just coming at each other. To put it to rest you say this

Me: I don't even care anymore tbh like you think you got the upper hand on me 😂
Her: your just mad Cuz I took him from you lmao your feeling some type of way😂😂
Me: Lmao if you say so but I told you I'm done soooo I Win

by Kenythee Matthew January 9, 2017

Nah i'd win

nah id win

bozo:Would you lose?
me:Nah i'd win

by NazaNaza_ April 4, 2024

One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it

One win and don’t know how to act

by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021

Win-Gasm

Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.

When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.

can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic

Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic

I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm

by S33dy August 16, 2009