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Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
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Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.
by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023
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Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.
"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue
by nickname28 September 25, 2023
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Football Hand

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.
by nickname27 September 25, 2023
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Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem
sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet
by big fat tubby October 2, 2023
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High school football

A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
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footbal

you're footbal.
by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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