Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017
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Parasite-style' flats

same to semi-basement flats
'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
by Leo WU August 12, 2022
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some stupid danish tongue twister that all Dane’s can do, the challenge is you have to say it as fast as possible without messing up the words
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på et flat flødebolle fad
Person 1: Fem flade flødeboller på flat flølebolefad
Person 2: Haha! You messed
by cayalayataya625 December 03, 2022
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Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.
*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."
by ADR767 September 10, 2013
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Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.
Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"
by Boston Literary January 01, 2016
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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022
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Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.
Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.
by Roberto the great March 03, 2024
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