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Facebook Whore

An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.

These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.

Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."

To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("

FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."

FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"

And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
by katieannekay August 15, 2011
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facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al
by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009
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facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
by sea beagle January 2, 2011
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facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
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Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.
by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010
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phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010
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Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!
by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010
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