An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 23, 2010
spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end
it's effective!
it's effective!
by jewboyguido August 02, 2010
by thatguy7765445 June 29, 2010
When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 13, 2010
A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!
by Rhymingrealtor July 04, 2010
by Chickenmama888 February 14, 2020
What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017