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Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.
Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!
by AmandathePanda007 October 15, 2011
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G Force

A term used to sound theoretically smart and intelligent when explaining something that involves unexplainable science.
Q: I don't understand how this ride works!

A: It must be G Force!
by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014
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old growth forest

1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.
I went down on this girl and I ran into the old growth forest. That shit needs to be fixed.

I wonder if she's sporting a landing strip, bald eagle, or old growth forest?
by HUTCH January 12, 2004
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forest of dean

A slang term for females vagina and/or pubic hair
I met him round the back of the chemistry lab so he could tocuh my forest of dean
by Kel B July 27, 2006
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Faggotry force

The universal force of pure gayness exerted by faggots, it is gayness in its purest and most condensed from. It is very dangerous and is to be feared.
The Fagtron 3000 is powered by faggotry force.

Direct exposure to faggotry force can prove fatal, or can turn a normal person into a faggot.
by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006
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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 9, 2008
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