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Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...
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Evan Aiken

A 7th grader at Charles S. Rushe Middle School, located in Land O' Lakes, Florida.
" Hey we should go hang out with Evan Aiken later!"
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evan shakov

A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.
Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!
by chodehero111 February 2, 2024
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Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr
YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.
by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023
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Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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Evan (bugg)

Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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