Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming

Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.

by taterbrains January 1, 2012

Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.

“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”

by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018

Skippy/Evan

One Badass mother fucker!
And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.

"yo isnt that Skippy/Evan Saltzman?"
"yeah man! hes really fucking cool"

by SOMEBITCH3232 April 26, 2009

The Evan

named after the internet celebrity Evan Hill, The Evan actually describes the act of being a complete and total smart ass.

that guy over there is a complete smart ass. yet i cant help but laugh at his jokes.....about me. now that's The Evan.

by thekillercondom August 11, 2009

Is it gay if it’s with evan?

No it is not in fact gay if it’s with evan especially ones that wear glasses

Person1: hey, is it gay if it’s with evan?
Person2: of course not

by Epicboi2008 November 6, 2019