A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.
Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
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Get the English class mug.Used by Europeans, especially from central & eastern Europe, to describe a passive aggressive person who wants to say "no" to a proposition but is either too embarrassed or feeble to come right out with it, so drags things out until you get bored and/or get the message. Based on the alleged characteristic of the English who drift away from parties without really saying "goodbye"
Vlad: these guys have been negotiating for weeks but they never get to a decision
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
Boris: give up - their giving you the english goodbye, mate
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Get the Englishing mug.The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.
Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.
The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.
The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:
Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?
Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?
Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
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