Elephantis Bonerus

A rare medical condition of having a huge boner like an elephant for a long period of time.

Did you notice my Elephantis Bonerus when I saw your mother yesterday?

by Dr. Elephantis, Dr. Bonerus January 4, 2010

Elephantosis

A physical malady causing the genitals to swell to wonderous proportions.

Did you see the set on that fine female?

Yeah, they's givin' me elephantosis.

by Elephantosis November 21, 2010

Elephanting

Claiming more importance/priority for the sake of it.

Enjoy my elephanting OP

by Not OP December 1, 2010

Elephantpus

The offspring of an elephant and a platypus that lives in the Amazon and is raised by Mary Poppins

Bob: Oh my gosh! Look it's an Elephantpus!
Fred: Look it's Mary Poppins!!!

Jimmy: Ride that Elephantpus, Mary, ride it!!!!

by THE AMAZING JULIA May 18, 2014

Elephanting

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***

Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant

by Slobber Knocker October 17, 2015

Elephanting

When you try to drink water with your mouth but you accidently sniff the water, it goes up your nose and you exhale aggressively making the water squirt everywhere out of your snout

Me: *Tries to drink water but sniffs it instead. exhales aggressively getting her wet *
Mom: OMG will you stop elephanting you retard

by Aizhiman October 10, 2016

elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America

Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols

by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016