Dutch Master

In addition to the existing definition.

After a session of truly inspired anal coitus with an Amsterdam whore, to use ones poo soiled member to "sketch" a reproduction of a famous Rembrant or Vermeer of art on her back.

I was halfway through drawing a Dutch Master when I had to go back in for paint for my dick.

by Brown Delivers December 18, 2010

dutch boy

a form of rodeo doggy-style. When riding the starfish, reach over the hip with one hand and hook her front junk while reaching forward with the other and hooking her mouth. With all orifices plugged, scream for help. Friends may or may not come in- but in her confused fight-or-flight reaction, hold on for as long as possible.

When I was giving Molly a dutch boy, Jamie took pictures. Molly hasn't called me since.

by Big Pauly Pizzle April 20, 2008

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

Dirty Dutch

A 'Dirty Dutch' is a person who is overtly sexual and horny.

Matt Burke is a Dirty Dutch

by slapmouse February 3, 2009

dutch wife

An inflatable, full body-length sex doll.
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)

"I wonder how these sex dolls got their name dutch wife."

"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"

"True."

by Empire of the Moon December 8, 2006

Dutch Mayonnaise

A mayonnaise jar ful of jizz/sperm
(also a synonym to scrotum)

1.holy crap man that chick just emptied my jar of dutch mayonnaise!

by teh massacrer March 11, 2009

dutch thumb

When a guy is getting ready to cum and the girl sticks her thumb up the guys butt.

I've never had a better orgasm than when Becky gave me a dutch thumb while she was going down on me.

by Tha Chad October 25, 2006