any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
by sandycan January 07, 2012
Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.
Also: Most politicians.
Also: Most politicians.
Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.
by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009
A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro June 01, 2012
by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012
Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?
Emma: what’s wrong with will?
Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 03, 2020
When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
by horn avenue June 22, 2010
A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
by The Dartmouth Kid August 14, 2011