A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."
"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019

by Jocelyn123RenWar November 6, 2018

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.
A short term for the word "ding-bat".
A short term for the word "ding-bat".
by Lb95x June 30, 2015

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

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by PooHole22 July 4, 2022

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.
My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult
by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015
