" My boss pissed me off so I snuck into his private bathroom and left him a double decker on his toilet tank."
by Vizualist March 22, 2012
Get the double decker mug.by SKItheDOUBLEdeckerBISCUITqueen December 13, 2018
Get the double decker biscuit mug.When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
by Duuur November 9, 2008
Get the hump the deck mug.Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.
When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.
by berserkers rule February 5, 2010
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Get the Man On Deck mug.It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
Get the Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision mug.by distraughtsymphony February 23, 2009
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