dorkette

A beautiful and sexy female dork. As in the college library assistant who becomes beauty queen.

A dorkette MUST be an ATTRACTIVE female dork. A NON-ATTRACTIVE female dork is called a "dorkus".

by George Jensen August 2, 2006

doriturd

The little rolled up balls of tasty goodness that sometimes end up in a bag of Doritos. They are formed from the flavor powder and look like rat droppings.

Dude that bag of chips had a lot of doriturds in it.

by Willie D. May 21, 2007

dorm food

1. Food eaten by college students, typically freshman, who live in residence halls or dormitories. This food is usually pretty shitty and the students only eat it because it comes free with living on campus.

2. Shitty food in general. Any type of food that is cheap, tastes bad, and/or is rarely preferred.

1. Student 1: You want to go to Burger King after class to chow down on some delicious cheeseburgers?

Student 2: No, dude, I'm broke, I'll probably just grab some dorm food later.

Student 1: Nasty!!!

2. Guy 1: So what'd you have for dinner last night?

Guy 2: IDK, my wife made this dorm food from scratch, it was pretty bad.

by UDY April 3, 2008

dornblaser

a person who used to be shy by got some ass and now thinks that they are the shit
-dornblazing

"that guy got head from Jessica and now he's totally dorblasing it.".

"what a db"-short term for 'dornblaser'

by screwdrivr January 11, 2010

doralys

Book and street smart. A bitch, who isn't willing to bow down for no body. Hates stress and may run away from her problems, but the biggest problem is herself. Does the opposite of what you want her to do, just to tease you. May be too proud to ask for help when she needs it, which is her strength , but also her weakness. She belongs in a different category separated from humans. That's how different she is.

Friend #1" Why do you like that girl, she seems so stuck up??" -

Friend # 2 " Damn I don't know ....she's Doralys, she minds her own business, and handles things on her own."

Friend #1: "......I see what you mean"

by Japanessebarbie July 5, 2010

Dork Bean

To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.

Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.

Justin Bieber is such a dork bean.

The Justin Bieber concert is complete dork beans.

by So Awesome July 7, 2010

Dorren

Amazing Individual with a warm heart and a carin personality!

Dorren can not be lived without!

by Jeterfan2 December 20, 2016