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chocolate sky-dive

An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.
Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!
by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010
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chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013
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Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.
WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.
by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007
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glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut
lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good
by bl123 October 19, 2008
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Chocolate

Chocolate
Friend: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATE! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!
by CottonEyedBlow July 28, 2014
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Okay, now many of you may be thinking,'It was a horrible remake! I hate it!' In all honesty, it was (is) a GREAT movie and NOT a remake! Johnny Depp plays a charming, quirky, Willy Wonka, who is not based on Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson (as Depp has said many times in several interveiws.) Freddie Highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best Charlie Bucket! Any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! I thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. If you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad Tim Burton movie (I didn't like Pee-wee that much, but I loved it as a little child.) The whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the Willy Wonka theme-song!
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Ev'rybody give a cheer
He's modest, clever, and so smart
He barely can explain it
With so much generosity
There is nowhere to contain it
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy you'll ever meet
Willy Wonka--here he is
by evilmuffin August 6, 2005
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Hot Chocolate Rain

After the use of anal beads,pulling them out. With a snap of the wrist, flinging the poop off of the device onto the person they were pulled out of.
by Brown Tamale June 22, 2006
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