Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation

Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.

by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018

Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?

Oh hai, do you want some cheese on a plate?

by Beckybutters March 13, 2013