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noelles.cannon.love

‘Ugh noelles.cannon.love is so hot mmm ahh~~~’
by SexyChilde.123 April 17, 2021
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Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.
There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.
by Bobroz April 18, 2021
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creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea
Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021
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ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.
Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon
by Kikotexan May 19, 2021
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Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
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Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.
Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon
by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021
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Ultraskidded Cannon

the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions
Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions
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