Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014
A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 07, 2023
A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature
by Hooey Macgoo April 07, 2023
A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 09, 2023
(n.)
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
by Headless Chicken December 11, 2010
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