A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
Get the Mary's Cancermug. A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
by the February 16, 2024
Get the cancerous rodentmug. The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.
Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022
Get the bicep cancermug. 
Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.
- Cat The Cancer
- Cat The Cancer
by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025
Get the Cat The Cancermug. Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
Get the Cure cancer or wenegade raidermug. 1. THE ZODIAC:
A sad ass bitch who uses passive-aggressive language when speaking. Has alot of issues. But dont get on their bad side though, u will regret it.
2. THE MEDICAL CONDITION:
An abnormal growth of cells which tend to proliferate in an uncontrolled way and, in some cases, to spread. Cancer is not one disease. It is over 100 different diseases. Benign tumors are not cancer; malignant tumors are cancer.
A sad ass bitch who uses passive-aggressive language when speaking. Has alot of issues. But dont get on their bad side though, u will regret it.
2. THE MEDICAL CONDITION:
An abnormal growth of cells which tend to proliferate in an uncontrolled way and, in some cases, to spread. Cancer is not one disease. It is over 100 different diseases. Benign tumors are not cancer; malignant tumors are cancer.
by Kaysea_1 December 3, 2019
Get the Cancermug.