pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Bottle Whap

A game played at parties more than likely high school or college, in which two or more completely drunk dumb asses hit each other over the head with a 2 liter bottle taking turns.

"Man, my head is bleeding from that game or bottle whap we played last night."

by Chris Benyard August 3, 2007

bottle season

A season of a TV Show where most, if not all of the scenes take place in a single setting. This is similar to the term “bottle episode”, only the budget is saved for an entire season instead of a singular episode.

This term was first coined by YouTuber “Vee Infuso”in 2020 to describe the final season of “How I Met Your Mother” and how majority of the season takes place in 3 days.

TV noob: Why are the charaters staying in one or two places the whole season??

TV guru: Duh its called a bottle season. they don't have alot of money left so they are staying in one place to conserve it.

by anonymous May 9, 2022

bottling

Bottling is the act of shoving a 500/3000 ml bottle up your or your sexual partner's rectum. its origin is unknown
past tense = bottled present tense bottle

Yo did you hear Emma got bottled by chad bro!
Greg was bottling Samantha

by bussyslayer69420 January 8, 2022

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023

Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021