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deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.
That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.
by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014
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puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
by trotter April 24, 2017
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portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.
Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...
by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016
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Your boat is shit

This means your a bundalengers gall
If your boat isn’t shit then ur not all that
Yo b your boat is shit
by Hstickytoky September 1, 2021
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Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
by ApricotFields January 23, 2022
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James dads boat

This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.
Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond
by Beige 16166 March 15, 2019
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Shut your boat

Oi you, shut your boat
by Super959 June 9, 2018
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