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Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012
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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
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Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.
See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.
by geoffleung September 26, 2010
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Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.
"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick
by Jude Romero November 30, 2013
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bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!
Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!
by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017
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mud bear

“Yo guess what I did last night
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
by Mud bear man September 19, 2019
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She-Bear

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.
I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.
by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022
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