qwelington bears

when something you do or say (or friends even) is rather sumptiously hilarious you reply by saying qwelington bears

Andy: big jamesy and his maw just fell intae shite moon

Sam: no way man that like pure outta this world maytee

Andy: Qwelington bears

by Andrew Ramsay March 19, 2009

Anal beans

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

by Nigga eating beans July 16, 2020

less beans

someone identifying as a female and hating dick no jimmy you can't make them straight

jimmy : can i have your number? you're so cute
her : sorry i am a less beans
jimmy : you just didn't meet the one
her : fuck you jimmy

by hecateria December 29, 2020

Shield Your Bears

You Must.

"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"

by The Tubular Moon Band April 11, 2009

Laying Down The Beaks

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.

F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

by SomeoneWithSwag February 26, 2012

give 'er beans

Give it your best effort.

The teacher instructed the class to not begin writing the test until she has indicated that it is okay to start. "Give 'er beans!" she said, indicating that it was now indeed time to begin the test.

by rnork May 16, 2016

Pushing the beans

When two gay guys fuck, they pushing the beans.

Guy 1: Is that Joey and Ricky?

Guy 2: Yeah, they pushing the beans.

by FreddyLoc132 October 2, 2016