cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

yourself

always there

find yourself

by hip hip hurray April 20, 2024

dend yourself

An acronym meaning don't end yourself

Ex: "Hey man dend yourself, stay safe"

by bin laden's anuss June 2, 2023

Do-It-Yourself Store

It means a hardware store.

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.

by nissart3011 November 18, 2017