.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Go fuck yourself

An appropriate and understandable reaction to someone who refuses to acknowledge audacity when confronted with it and/or their actions.

Example:'

Asshat: you are worthless, think you got problems? You're really not gonna let me borrow your credit card for vague undefined purposes?

Person: Go fuck yourself...

by Buddyguy August 7, 2025

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.

by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025

Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.

"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025