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Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.
Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019
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on that bat

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."
by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016
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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.
He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.
by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010
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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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Crazy Bat

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.
by aho89 November 22, 2011
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