When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
by Mexican Handshake July 28, 2010
An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.
I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"
Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"
by johnydelux1 April 02, 2018
by CR29911 July 07, 2017
An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot
by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 01, 2011
when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
by youknowmemr.cool August 09, 2024
A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.
— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
by Mnemotechnician August 10, 2023