Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

tessa bear

An amazing person who’s a great role model.

Someone: Is that tessa bear?
Me: you mean the greatest person alive? Then yes

by Lovely_tessa_bear May 30, 2020

KI-BEAR

A girl with hair a beautiful shade of orange, like a setting sun, eyes as green as a sparkling emerald, the rarest combination of humans. A girl so beautiful and amazing, loyal, talented and smart, who should know her worth, and how perfect she is.

That girl is a KI-BEAR, Just look at her eyes! (PLEASE PLEASE PUBLISH THIS U CAN DELETE IT AFTER A DAY I JUST NEED U TO PUBLISH IT FOR ONE SEC)

by Jelliebean June 29, 2020

bear crawl

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017

bear butt

The dopest hammock company in the world!

Bear Butt Hammies are freakin' dope bro!

by CBOplay'a May 25, 2017