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Bats

Used to describe something crazy, weird, fun, or cool.
Guy1, "Woah the weather is bats!"
Gal1, "I know right, its pouring out there!"
by MelissaIs2Cool4School May 11, 2018
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Bat Dipping

When you let a bat bite your dick, let it get infected, and then proceed to have anal sex with a girl.
Christy had to go to the clinic because she let her idiot boyfriend try bat dipping her.
by ambereyes June 2, 2018
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Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective. A mental state or representation thereof generally immeasurable by conventional and / or standardized tests which is often subsidized by rare forms of social appreciation and ever so often the politics of conventional wisdom.

Verb. An action in a established order or philosophical paradigm rendering subjects confused resulting in a "situational disorder", aka as chaos.

Noun. A person, object or idea which is "food for thought" to challenge the notion of normal, most usually in a perspective considered dystopian and derived from the art of dissent.
Adjective. The Bishop told the King "the Court Jester's was uplifting having pacifoed the audience once again with a 'bat shit crazy' performance."

Verb. The director of security awarded his team a special lunch after mother duck and her ducklings walked on to the tarmac delaying air traffick only to be given safe passage by emergency responders using bread crumbs. One of the responders commented to the director at the luncheon "'it is 'bat shit crazy' eating roast duck as a reward for our effort. This isn't mother duck is it boss?" as gasps and forks dropped around the table. After a very long silence all listened intently. "It is really a chicken that I flavored with a wild fowl taste" the director replied easing the concern focused on him from the table.

Noun. During a water shortage, a ice statue of a penguin appeared on campus gathering a large crowd. "That's bat shit crazy" said one of the faculty to which a art student replied "wait for the joker to fill a thermos before it melts singing about global warming. Then you'll say it's ingenious".
by dorkuscranius July 9, 2023
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daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things
Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small
by anonymous December 3, 2024
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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat
by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022
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