Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Bat Shift

Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!

by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

Bat

Short for battery, slang used by a plug

Yo my plug says he’s got this new bat for sale with adjustable heat.

by TiBToFTY boy April 28, 2019

Bat scab

A piece of crusty skin forms on the end of the penis after A series of masturbations

Shadimond : ew Tom had a fat grease bat scab last night

by Hdjehehsbdbbd September 11, 2018

Batting

To text vigorously with someone.

Used by local kids When someone does texting with a person all the time.

He: John is texting with her all the day
Me: No, He is batting with her.

by drake4004 February 19, 2021