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Al donkey

The overcooking of noodles, opposite of al dente
by Sharpe2254 November 16, 2022
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Al-Haitham, CA

Al-Haitham, CA -

A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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fat al

Dafato’s obese cat “Alice”. known for eating food, biting Pdog, and trying to escape the house every chance she gets.
Ryan i just saw fat al jump out the window, DAFATO IS GONNA KILL ME!
by Billy The Bufunda March 17, 2023
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Al Seimers

Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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al gore

by andrew07x July 30, 2022
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ale

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canada dry ginger ale

canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add

carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
I like to use zero sugar canada dry ginger ale because normal ginger ale has to much calories
by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022
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