Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.

Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.

by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022

Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 26, 2022

Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"

She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.

by Flatended May 31, 2022

Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.

“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”

by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021

Alaskan Firehole

When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.

“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”

by Raw the dawg April 1, 2022

Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.

Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot

by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022

Alaskan Fire Dragon

The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.

I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.

by ACBomb April 12, 2022