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Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 1, 2020
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Alaskan Rodeo

Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.
Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.
by SlothO April 12, 2020
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.
by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018
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Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".
by Jackalope January 20, 2017
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Alaskan Boomerang

After a blowjob the female holds the semen in her mouth and spits it into the males mouth.
Guy 1: "Dude, I heard that Emma gave Mark an Alaskan Boomerang."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's fucked up"
by beastbro74 March 2, 2021
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savage alaskan

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead
We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan
by ThePelvicPunisher March 14, 2018
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