A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
Get the Neophonic Virginmug. by Black fire magic November 13, 2018
Get the Ass virginmug. An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
by FlyDude October 22, 2016
Get the Virgin Australiamug. by heykatiegirly April 9, 2017
Get the virgin picmug. When you mix som sleep ( aka some drink that is suppoused to knock you out in 30 mins) and energy drink and see which one kills you first.
by Alwx. March 1, 2021
Get the Virgin Jägerbombmug. Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
by tango1delta January 24, 2015
Get the scrolling virginmug. by babybee33 November 13, 2011
Get the virgin brushmug.