Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

E-snake

someone you befriend online and uses you only to their advantage.

that girl i met on discord was such an e-snake. she only messages me when she is sad. can’t we talk about something else?

by meadowboi June 19, 2019

frog snake

"They are bad because they jump out of mars and hit you in the back of the kneecap with a sandwhich"

"watch out for frog snakes

by mccarth14 May 5, 2018

Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

Fame Snake

A famous person who uses others to their advantage and lies to get what they want. Never trust these fake-ass snakes, their fame let's them get away with horrible things. These people are master manipulators and play with people's emotions to make themselves look better. 9 out of 10 celebrities are fame snakes, so be careful what you read. The only way to stop them is to stalk them and use that evidence in court.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that Shane dawson is a sick fûck Fame Snake and manipulated everyone?
Girl 2: No, that's terrible!
Girl 1: Well, it's true.
Girl 2: *unsubscribes from Shane*

by Local_eldritch_gryphon April 23, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021

Dog Snake

2 headed queer faced double dog

Connor over there is the biggest Dog Snake in Westy

by SquirtleTheTurtle December 14, 2021