Cancerous

When something is sooo good, yet bad at the same time. Or something being sooo good, but having a bad outcome.

This tv show is cancerous. It’s so good that i couldn’t peel myself away! I literally did nothing all weekend, willingly ignoring all chores, because prying myself away from it, even for a few minutes, was just too unbearable.

This tv show is so cancerous! Its so terrible, that it makes it good.

This cake is so cancerous because I want to eat the entire thing! But I shouldn’t. But totally could.

This cigarette is cancerous as heck! Its so addicting and good that i cant stop. And its so bad, because its LITERALLY cancerous! 🤯

That tv show is cancerous!

This cake is cancerous!
These cigarettes are cancerous.

by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Cancer

Fidget Spinners, Donald trump, Jake Paul, Nick Crompton, Fidget Toys,

Its Everyday bro, We shall make america Great again, England Is My City (biggest form of cancer)

by TIFEIJEI September 29, 2017

Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.

Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.

by 21jay October 28, 2023

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

Cancer

A zombie cell that infects other cells to the point you are a zombie.

The cancer reached his brain...
He is a zombie now...
We need to put him down.

by A nude under your bed. April 21, 2018

Cancer

Cancers are the most emotional of the 12 zodiacs. Cancers are people born between June 22nd to July 23rd. Aside from being moody and bipolar, they are very fun to be around and will love you unconditionally. They love like no other sign. They express their love in actions and and when they say that they care about you, they truly mean it. They are mysterious people. Sometimes, it's difficult for Cancers to hide their feelings because they usually make it so obvious or other times, cancers will try to look happy and fake a smile because they usually hate when people feel pity for them...honestly, it just depends. Cancers are huge drama queens and can get super clingy. Cancers also tend to fall in love with almost anyone and get attached too quickly. Cancers hate criticism or insults. they will take everything to heart and overthink all the time. They heal themselves with sad music and they cry over anything.

person 1: she looks so sad all the time
person 2: dude, she's a Cancer

by yourfavoritesadgirl November 25, 2018